May 2013
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
fringing-echo:
infauna:
please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker
But you see here Is that I love writing poetry Like this. You can go suck a giant Dick, if you don’t like it And backflip off a Nice high cliff.
channybravo:
dampsandwich:
taimondo:
friedmangosantas:
lokis-guardian-angel:
shortbrunetteandsnarky:
rennerific:
dampsandwich:
why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long
why is the word ‘long’ so short
why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’
why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words
why are my feet size 11
i really wanna know why your feet are...
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
or “had had” ugh, english sucks.
1 tag
nishlo:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
and do the harlem shake
Oh god, so much win
I'd stopped calling it waves because it had been...
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
While I like helping people out, I like doing it...
I've known for a long time, and even when I tried...
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
